Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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c-? men, C-men

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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