- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

My Nan, that is all.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

Horse with a chair on his head.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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