- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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