A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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Ain't idn't a word.

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Tunechi

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

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This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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