- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

Whats two plus two? Miles

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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