What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Invisible Television.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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Dylan Eichas

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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A seal walks into a club...

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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