- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

THE GAME

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Justin Bieber

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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