- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

Whats red and dirty? Her period

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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