Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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A man killed himself.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What's city is in New York New York City

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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You wanna see something really scary?

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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