- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

Students, please find the surface integral.

i hate black people

"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

knock knock who's there me i kill you

What happen? Idk...

Robin, Get in the Car

Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

What does water taste like? Water

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What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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