A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Asians

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

This sentence is a lie.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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