- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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