- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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