what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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hello

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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