A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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Racial Equality

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