- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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