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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Please? No.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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