- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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