- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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