- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

CAVE JOHNSON.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

An Asian man fails a math test

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

i lost the game

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

No thank you, I don't like violence

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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