- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Women's Rights Movement

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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