- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

once you go black your credit goes wack

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

what's brown and sticky A stick!

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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