Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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