A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

wanna here a joke? you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

Racial Equality

wael.. nuff said

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

can you touch your toes? no

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

Anti Joke

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