The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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who is awesome? no one...

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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