how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Justin

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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