Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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knock knock come in!

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can you touch your toes? no

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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