- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

boobs.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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