- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

drew edminstin is a rat

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

GAWS SI EKOJITNA

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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