what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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Elizabeth Warren

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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I like your hair

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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your life

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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Anti Joke

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