- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

People Eating Tasty Animals

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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