- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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