I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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baskets

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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#IHateHashtags

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Where's my tractor?

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a woman votes!

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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HURT

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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