- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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