- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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