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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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