What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

A man makes a sandwich.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

The Female Orgasm

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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