- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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