Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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