what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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