Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

What's the deal with brown?

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

elen degeneres is straight....

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

why is pie good. because it just is.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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