- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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