whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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My parents have an open marriage.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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