Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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