- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Take wrong turns

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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