- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

Skrillex.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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