- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

no pun intended

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

JUST KIDDING^

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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