- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Carrot fingers

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

The government

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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