- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

Why can't february march Because april may

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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