- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Many people of many races do many things every day.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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