How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Jake. Walsh.

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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you gay?

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Anti Joke

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