If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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That's what SHE said!

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "A door to door salesman. Are you unsatisfied with the way your dish soap handles your plates? Then I have the product for you!" "I'm not interested in your product, but thank you anyway." "No problem. On an off note, how did you hear me? I didn't speak very loudly when I said knock knock, and I didn't even bother to knock on the door or ring the doorbell." "I have really good hearing." "Oh, okay. And for future reference, maybe you should open the door when talking to a visitor. Then body language gets established and the conversation flows more nicely that way." "That's some good advice, and I'll take it. Thanks, salesman." "You're welcome. On to the next house."

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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