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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Take part of what?

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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