What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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