How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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