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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Whats black and gay? Obama

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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