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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

Continents are large islands.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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