What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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Wanker

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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