What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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homosexuals are gay

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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