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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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