knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

When life throws you lemons, duck.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Hail Heetluh

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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