A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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charlie sheen

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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Women's Rights Movement

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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I have an erection My mom!

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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