why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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Your mums a potato

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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Guess what? I like trains.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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