- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

women sports....

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

a woman votes!

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

darude- sandstorm

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

People Eating Tasty Animals

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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