Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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William wright is Gay

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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