- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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