- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Knock Knock Come in.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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