- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Racial Equality

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

America

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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