A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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LIFE :(

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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