- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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