On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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