- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

what do you call obama a dumbass

have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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