If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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MySpace.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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