Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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Seven

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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