- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

I think everybody should have a penis.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

Im taking a shit right now.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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