Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

what is a chicken answer: chicken

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

One time at band camp.............that's it........

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Penis.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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