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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

FUS RO DAH!!!

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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