- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Ebola

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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