Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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OOOOPPS /

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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watch me nae nae

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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A black student graduated High School

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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