- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

everybody loves raymond

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Latvia isn't a joke

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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