The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Robin get in the Batmobile.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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