What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Justin Bieber hits puberty

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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