What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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how man

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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Anti Joke

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