Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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