Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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