Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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Knock-knock jokes with sjws: Knock knock! Who's there? A transgender! A transgender who? WOW. It's 2016, people. If you can't recognize a transgender, you're a disgusting piece of cis white male scum! OH! OHH! "I'm sorry lady"? Do I LOOK like a lady to you? I'm a- no- sir- stop interrupting me. SIR! I identify as a gender fluid demisexual! "What does that matter?" Oh my god. Well it wouldn't matter if I identified as a goddamn piece of salami to you would it??? Huh? I'm confusing you? WOW! What a priveleged- oh! So I'M being rude? OKAY! FINE! I'm recording this you know. You're going ALL over the Internet. Oh yes you are! No, hey, my privilege cam! You just took it this is rape! You are assaulting me! Don't just shove it back into my hands like that! I call patriarchy! Oh no, I'm not done with you! Don't you close that door you Goddamn piece of sh- *slam*

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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69 :)

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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