- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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