Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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knock knock come in!

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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Why did the

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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