Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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