Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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