- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

I think everybody should have a penis.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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